Power Trio

The band kicked off 2009 with two shows at the snowed in Toby's Pub Friday and Saturday night, with a first...the first time the band played as a trio. Stefano was taken ill so the band went with a scaled back lineup to much acclaim.

Band Security Manager Scott Patterson, who had formally filed a grievance against the band in December 2008, was a no show when the case was called on both nights. As a result, the grievance was dismissed. It was learned later that Patterson was stuck in Whistler due to a road closure, so he will have to re-file the grievance against Johnny & the Wallkers. Due to his absence, patrons were unable to "Get Scottie" as originally planned. Get Scottie night will be rescheduled to a later date.

 

Kicking off 2009

...this weekend the band opens 2009 at Toby's Pub on Commercial on both Friday and Saturday, January 2nd and 3rd. A floating rumor is that the band may play as a trio on one of the nights with a few new tunes installed.

This is also "Get Scotty Night" Coome on down and get Scotty, or band Security Manager, who has recently filed a grievance against Johnny & th Wallkers. The first set will be entirely composed of legal negotiations between both sides.

 

Mystic Pizza Night at Toby's

A truly "mystical" evening on Friday at Toby's Pub for Mystic Pizza Night. A few patrons not only came in Mystic Pizza costumes, but some even broke down in tears to replay some of their favourite scenes. Surprisingly, custom pizza orders were almost non-existant, except for one dine and dasher who took off without paying for his "Hollywood Ending Pazza."

Pictures in the Gallery click here

The Setlist:
Jenny Jenny
It's All Been Done
I Can’t Explain
Dani California
You May Be Right
What I Like About You
Can't Buy Me Love
Cinnamon Girl
Don't Stop
Pretty Vegas
Somebody Told Me
All Day and All of the Night
Evil Ways
Fire
Hard to Handle
New Orleans is Sinking
Maggie May
I Want You To Want Me
Paralyzer
Stop the World
I Ran
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Jessie's Girl
Vertigo
Are You Going to Be My Girl
You Give Love a Bad Name
Just What I Needed
Summer of 69
Paranoid
Sweet Home Alabama
Rock and Roll All Night
Twist and Shout
I Wanna Be Sedated
Rock n' Roll
Friends In Low Places
You Shook Me

 

Mystic Pizza Night at Toby's This Friday

This coming Friday night at Toby's the band plays on "Mystic Pizza Night." The pub will be decorated to resemble the famous Mystic Pizzaria from the 1988 blockbuster smash hit movie Mystic Pizza, starring Julia Roberts.

Patrons are encouraged to come in the costume of their favorite Mystic Pizza movie character and order designer pizzas all night, all the while trying to 'find their way' in the winding road of life...just as the girls searched for these meanings in the movie. A night of teary nostalgia and fond memories in "a slice of heaven." Romantic 'misunderstandings' are welcome and romance councilors will be on hand.

*** An assortment of Specialty Designer Pizzas will be available, from renowned and award-winning Hollywood chef, Dragon Franco:

Special Designer Pizza Offerings Include:

1) the Hollywood Ending
Roasted butternut squash, toasted pistachios hosted in fromage blanc, Japanese cucumber and shallots, delicately marinated beef tenderloin with a hint of rosemary extract on a lightly toasted, hand rolled garlic crust. Comes with a generous side of grass stems in sugarcane.

A tantalizing maze of textures and taste overtones that will delight not only the palate, but the olfactory senses in aroma. In essence, truly wonderful taste to be unlocked with a staunch nose to the offering.
Personal six-inch portion - $39

Recommended accompaniment wine: Luis Roeder Brut Premier sparkling champagne 2006, bottle - $109

 

2) the Model's Delight
Caramelized cauliflower, delicately curried eggplant, iron pan-seared monkfish, hand-chopped apple and pear in a perfectly edged mint sauce with a twist of lime, sharp nine-day aged cheddar on a low-fat whole wheat nine-grain organic thin crust. Comes with hand shaken salt and pepper.

Truly a luxurious indulgement sans-free of carb-overload, spanning the palate spectrum from soft fruit to tender marine texture. Delightful!
Personal six-inch portion - $37

Recommended accompaniment wine: Pouilly Fuisse, Domaine De Collange 2004 Reserve, bottle - $74


3) the Neo-American
Pan-grilled chicken breast in white wine sauce, Montana baby potatoes, market vegetables dusted with house specialty paprika and tarragon on Montreal style crust, soaked in double virgin olive oil and lightly pre-toasted in a brick oven. Comes with a side of six fresh, hand-picked yam slices in red wine sauce.

For those who want a simple gamble with their palete, this offering explodes in myriad of adventurous taste sensations. For those who want to be a rebel for a moment.
Personal six-inch portion - Market Price

Recommended accompaniment wine: Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio, 2003 bottle- $77


4) the Santa Barbara Storm
Filet of salmon sautéd in chateau blanc wine, lemon-dipped capers, hand-picked wild rice, artichokes and figs hosted in goat's cheese and chive sauce, neatly topped with shark's fin soup sauce, peppercorn baby spinach, dusted with parsley and organic ground sea-salt. Served with an organic butter leaf salad with an exquisite dried vinegar and low-fat, caffiene-free cream dressing.

Simply exquisite and a perfect round-up after a sporting day of yachting on the Pacific for those who just want to curl up together in a romantic and quiet corner
Personal six-inch portion - Market Price

Recommended accompaniment wine: Chateau de Pez, St. Estephe, 2006 bottle - $81

 

Lynnwood Pub, Two Thumbs Up!

We'd have to agree that the Lynnwood was one of the best places we've played as a band. Outstanding venue, stage, sound system and dance floor with lots of people and a festive atmosphere. If you missed the two shows this past weekend, you really missed a great time and the band really rocked it hard, even bringing in some new hard rock songs to bolster the ammunition.

Special guest John Taggart was missing at the first set and growing concern led to an all points bulletin for the Lorne Greene impersonator who was to perform in break one Friday night. After an exhaustive search, he was found early Saturday evening bound and gagged in a van behind a nearby gas station, dressed in a Battlestar Galactica outfit, leading to thoughts that he was waylaid on the way to his performance Friday night. The exhausted and shaken Taggart commented that his days of imperonating Greene are numbered as this is not the first attack he has suffered during these performances. In 2006, while performing at the Wheelhouse Pub, he was dragged from his car in the underground parkade, tied up, blindfolded and gagged for six hours while kidnappers searched for Battlestar Galactica memorabilia in his vehicle.

The band hopes to return to the Lynnwood in the new year. Special thanks to bar manager Jessie and head waitress Georgina.

Photos to come soon.

 

Very Special Guest at the Lynnwood

The band returns to the Lynnwood Pub Friday and Saturday night after a year and a half absence, and welcomes a very special guest Friday night.

John Taggart, professional Lorne Green impersonator. During the first break Taggart will reinact some of the more noted and famous scenes from the original 1970's Battlestar Galatica episodes, in which Green flopped, including the famous fight scene with Captain Apolo over the ship controls after he was drugged by enemy commanders at a truce meeting earlier.


The band is excited to have Taggart play Green at the Lynnwood Friday night and urge patrons to get there early to get a good seat for the show.

Overcoming Technical Difficulties

The band overcame some initial technical problems with the sound system and the show went on as planned on this rainy Vancouver night. Despite lost voices, numb hands and flaky microphones it all worked out in an evening full of challenges. Fun for everyone and when someone tells you it's "Money for nothing, chicks for free," advise them otherwise. Thanks to everyone who came out!

 

Pitt Medows Soccer Club Dance 08

This was a really crazy night and a lot of fun. The band had a terrific time last night, letting loose to a great crowd at the Pitt Meadows Community Hall from the first note before 9pm until well past 1am.

Video Footage Now Up Here

The Setlist

Hard Day's Night
All Day and All of the Night
Take the Money and Run
Jenny Jenny
Pretty Vegas
Start Me Up
Brown Sugar
It's All Been Done Before
Don’t Stop
Can't Buy Me Love
Back in the USSR
With or Without You
You May Be Right
Stray Cat Strut
Hurt So Good
I'll Stop the World and Melt With You
I Ran
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Jessie's Girl
Hungry Like the Wolf
Last Train to Clarksville
My Sharona
Honky Tonk Women
Vertigo
I Want You to Want Me
Dani California
Hard to Handle
What I Like About You
Maggie May
Summer of 69
Just What I Needed
Should I Stay or Should I Go
Somebody Told Me
Saturday Night's Alright
Bad Moon Rising
Sweet Home Alabama
Rock and Roll
Rock and Roll All Nite
New Orleans Is Sinking
Sweet Caroline
You Give Love a Bad Name
I Wanna Be Sedated
Friends In Low Places
Twist and Shout
Saw Her Standing There
You Shook Me

Toby's Redux

A very busy night at Toby's and the band had a lot of fun. Pictures and more comments coming soon.

The Setlist

Hurt So Good
Back in the USSR
All Day and All of the Night
It's All Been Done Before
Take the Money and Run
Brown Sugar
Pretty Vegas
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Maggie May
Start Me Up
I Can’t Explain
Don't Stop
With or Without You
Can't Buy Me Love
Somebody Told Me
You May Be Right
Fire (the One I Love)
My Sharona
I'll Stop the World and Melt with You
I Ran
Evil Ways
What I Like About You
Proud Mary
Paralyzer
Wild World
Jessie's Girl
Dani California
Vertigo
Cinnamon Girl
Hungry Like the Wolf
I Want You To Want Me
Are You Going to Be My Girl
Summer of 69'
Honky Tonk Women
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Twist and Shout
Rock and Roll All Night
Rock n' Roll
Sweet Caroline
You Give Love a Bad Name
Friends In Low Places
You Shook Me
I Want To Be Sedated

Fab Night at the Cross

That was a heck of a party at the Queen's Cross Friday night, and congratulations to the Carson Graham Grad 88 class...to which Fabio Walker is a member.

Pictures now up in the Gallery here

The Setlist

Brown Sugar
Hurt So Good
Back in the USSR
All Day and All of the Night
Take the Money and Run
Pretty Vegas
It's All Been Done
Maggie May
Stray Cat Strut
Don't Stop
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Can't Buy Me Love
Gel
Somebody Told Me
You May Be Right
Fire (the One I Love)
Should I Stay or Should I Go
Stop the World
I Ran
What I Like About You
Proud Mary
Bad Moon Rising
Jessie's Girl
Dani California
Vertigo
Sweet Home Alabama
Hungry Like the Wolf
I Want You To Want Me
Are You Going to Be My Girl
Summer of 69
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Small Things
Just Whan I Needed
Twist and Shout
Rock and Roll All Night
Rock n' Roll
I Wanna Be Sedated
You Give Love a Bad Name
Friends In Low Places
You Shook Me
New Orleans is Sinking

A Grad Reunion

This Friday the band plays the Queen's Cross Pub in North Vancouver again for a special evening: Fabio Walker's High School 20th Year reunion party!

Get there very early as space will be limited!

Toby's Again

The band returned to Toby's Pub on Commercial Friday and played to a great audience. Pictures are here.
The band eturns to the pub on October 3/08.

North Shore Storm

"Just want to thank you for playing at the Smash once again. You guys were awesome!!! I've been getting so many compliments about your band and I hope to have you guys play at the Smash next year."

That from party organizer Monika after an awesome night at the North Shore Winter Club. It was a wet evening, it looked like it may not get off the ground, but thankfully it did and th rest was history of an awesome evening.

The setlist:
All Day and All of the Night
Moondance
Can’t Explain
Back in the USSR
Brown Sugar
Honky Tonk Women
Hurt So Good
Pretty Vegas
Take the Money and Run
It's All Been Done Before
Maggie May
Stray Cat Strut
Don't Stop
Jenny Jenny
Can't Buy Me Love
Somebody Told Me
You May Be Right
Saw Here Standing There
Fire (the One I Love)
With or Without You
Stop the World and Melt With You
I Ran
The Seeker
What I Like About You
Proud Mary
Bad Moon Rising
Wild World
Jessie's Girl
Dani California
I Want You To Want Me
Are You Going to Be My Girl
Summer of 69
Small Town
Small Things
Cinnamon Girl
Twist and Shout
Rock and Roll All Night
Just What I Needed
Rock n' Roll
Sweet Caroline
You Give Love a Bad Name
Friends In Low Places
You Shook Me

North Shore Winter Club Next Stop

Following up on last summer's engagement at the North Shore Winter Club, the band prepares to play the patio party again Saturday, August 9. Last year was a soggy affair so the band hopes and prays for sun this time around.

The public is welcome to this show after 8pm

Recurring Special Guest will be Tony White, who was the special guest at the same NSWC event last year when he had a miserable time and was thrown into the swimming pool in the pouring rain, laughed at, scolded, kicked, spat on and generally mistreated and disrespected.

He'll be beaten and thrown into the pool again, but who (bleeping) cares... no one wants him at the (bleeping) club anyway.

White played two seasons with the Washington Capitals from 1974 to 1976 before being sent to the minors as a complete flop. He subsequently opened a karate school.

Thumbs Up at Toby's

Thanks to Toby's Pub on Commercial Drive who hosted the band for the first time last night. It was a remarkable evening that grew in energy throughout the night, with many band faithful expressing a warm thumbs up about the new venue. The band hopes to secure a return to Toby's in the near future and encourages those who missed this show to get out for a great time next time.

Something New

The band will play at Toby's Pub on Commercial Street for the first time on Friday, July 25. Toby's is an intimate and very popular neighborhood Pub along the lines of the Queen's Cross. Note that the show is on a Friday night.

Queen's Cross Again

Due to the cancellation of the Malone's June 7th show, the band is delighted to announce it has been booked at the Queen's Cross on Saturday, June 7/08.

This is the second visit to the popular Lonsdale pub, the first was a raging success back in February.

The band asks for your support for this upcoming gig as it goes in a new direction post-Malone's, and a big patron draw is very important.

The Queen's Cross Pub is an outstanding replacement venue to Malone's and the band is very excited about returing to the pub in their very back yard. This couldn't have worked out better.

 

Thanks for the Memories

Regretfully Malone's has decided to go in a different direction with respect to live music at this time, and the upcoming shows on June 7th and August 23rd have been cancelled.

Thanks to all of you that joined us there over the past two years for some very memorable evenings. Lots of great events, new songs, and wierd happenings, such as Superman Bachelor night, Halloween, birthday parties for Stefano and John, Dr. Ian Gunn Night, Weekend at Bernie's Night, Hawaii 5-O CB Radio Night, Kotter Redux Night, Craps games in the back alley, economics presentations during set breaks, UFC fight nights with the roid crew, and Robert Shaw Impersonator Fight Night.
Many special bar patrons joined us onstage to share in the vocals and a swig and a swill afterwards.

Thanks to all of the special guests who joined us (or at least intended to) including Nick Michaels of Friday Night Videos, who was our first ever VIP.

In retrospect, while the band has branched out to numerous venues throughout the lower mainland during this period, Malone's Bar and Grill always had a special place in our heart and was like home for us. It was also the venue for the band's first ever public gig back in June of 2006. We'll certainly miss the bricks of Malone's and the good times there, and all of you who joined us for many a night.


 

Hello Hollyburn

A fabulous night at Hollyburn last night. The band had a lot of fun, especialy imrprovising the last set.

The Setlist:

Brown Sugar
Hurt So Good
Pretty Vegas
Take the Money and Run
It's All Been Done Before
All Day and All of the Night
Maggie May
Start Me Up
Drive My Car
Don't Stop
Jenny Jenny
Can't Buy Me Love
You May Be Right
I Saw Her Standing there
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Just What I Needed
Stop the World
I Ran
Proud Mary
Bad Moon Rising
Last Train to Clarksville
Jessie's Girl
Dani California
Stuck in the Middle With You
Hungry Like the Wolf
Summer of 69
I Want You to Want Me
Twist and Shout
You Give Love a Bad Name
Sweet Caroline
Are You Going To Be My Girl
New Orleans Is Sinking
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Hard Day's Night
Vertigo
Somebody Told Me
Rock and Roll All Night

Malone's Show Review

One of the best shows in the history of the band was presented Saturday night at Malone's to celebrate band lead guitarist John Samulski's birthday. A memorable evening to say the least, and the band was in fine "full throttle" rock form. A special thanks to longtime friend of Johnny's, Terry MacNeill from Edmonton, who joined the band onstage for a few numbers including a scorching rendition of American Idiot.
(?Actress?) Toni Moon was a no show (again), having evidently met someone in the alley behind the bar en route to Malone's. Nevertheless the band delivered a killer night of entertainment and a happy birthday to Johnny.

Videos from the night - click here

The Setlist:
Brown Sugar
Hurts So Good
Stray Cat Strut
Take the Money and Run
It's All Been Done Before
Learn to Fly
Maggie May
Proud Mary
With or Without You
Don't Stop
Small Things
Birthday Song
Can't Buy Me Love
Welcome Back Kotter
You May Be Right
Somebody Told Me
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Just What I Needed
Pretty Vegas
Last Train to Clarksville
Breakup Song (with Terry MacNeill)
Show Me the Way (with Terry MacNeill)
American Idiot (with Terry MacNeill)
Paralyzer
Jessie's Girl
Dani California
Moby Dick (drum solo)
Hungry Like the Wolf
Summer of 69
Vertigo
I Want You to Want Me
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Rock & Roll All Night
You Give Love a Bad Name
Sweet Caroline
Are You Going To Be My Girl
I Wanna Be Sedated
Sweet Child O' Mine
New Orleans Is Sinking (with Terry MacNeill)
Won't Get Fooled Again

Encore:
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Honky Tonk Women

You Say It's Your Birthday
Band guitarist John Samulski will celebrate his birthday Saturday April 19th at Malone's. Special guests will include Terry McNeill from Edmonton as a musical guest.

In additon Toni Moon who played Girl #2 in Smokey and the Bandit 3 will also be a special guest. Not much is known about Toni Moon, except that she was a fine girl in and around that movie. As usual the film was a complete flop! It was just terrible. Toni will discuss just "what went wrong" in the making of Smokey and the Bandit 3 during the first set break of the night.

Tantrum and Tantra
The band's first ever trip to the Tantra Lounge in North Vancouver ws a memorable one and for a good cause. Thanks to Romella for her great organizing and hospitality.

Stefano Walker is alright after a crazy fan crashed into him during the third set...knocking him roughly to the floor and bending his mike stand. Fortunately everything worked out fine.

Jim in Hong Kong
Our drummer Jim is now in Hong Kong looking for gigs. Pictures to come soon.

Malone's March Madness
Thanks to those of you who came out to Malone's last night for a fun evening. Thanks to the Magee guests especially as Jim was very excited to see some people he hasn't seen in many many years.
Thanks also to the birthday girls who celebrated with Stefano on his.

** Darren Jones was a no show again, having been arrested en-route to the Malone's show after a serious fight at the Skytrain station in which he attemped to strangle a 21 year-old man with a choker watch string.

Pictures Now Up Here

Special Guest at Malone's March 8th

A very special guest has been confirmed for the band's upcoming Malone's show on March 8th. Darren Jones a professional Robert Shaw Impersonator will be on hand to present some great Shaw moments including a recreation of the famous James Bond - Red Grant fight scene in From Russa with Love...and to play a couple of songs on the drums...before trying to kill someone in the bar.
A few scenes of what we can expect that night below:


Grant Playing the Drums

Grant Threatening Someone

Grant Fighting with a bar patron

Grant Pulling watch string

Grant Trying to Kill a bar patron with a "choke-string watch"

The band can't wait to see the Robert Shaw impersonation, particularly about having a recreation of a Red Grant - James Bond fight to the death. This is going to be great!

An Astronomical Evening

The band very much enjoyed playing at Cleveland Elementary School's Astronomical Evening last night...and brilliant evening for a great cause in fundraising for the school. The decor was stunning as were the guests. A double encore night!
Video footage of parts of the performance is forthcoming,

Queen's Cross and 2 New Walkers!

We hope you had a chance to catch the show at the Queen's Cross last night. It was truly a special evening, on the band's initial engagement at the popular North Van pub. (Who was that hanging from the upper rails while drunk?)
The band had a great time in the smallest venue they've ever played. Thanks to all who turned out, and the band will be back at the QX.

Pictures are now up in the gallery here.

** The big excitement of the day, however, was Candace Walker giving birth to healthy twins on Saturday just before showtime. Congratulations to Stefano and Candace!
Pictures of this may not be available to the clones.

Hello Lonsdale Avenue!

The band has just been confimed for Saturday 23rd at the Queen's Cross Pub in North Vancouver. This will be the first time Johnny & the Wallkers have played there, so come out for a fabulous evening. Show starts immediately following the complete and bloody dismantling of the Canucks by the Red Wings, about 9:30. Get there early for a seat. The band hopes to see EVERY ONE of their north shore friends out for this show. If it goes well...maybe the band will be back in the future.

A special guest will be announced shortly.

Magee Grad 85 Night

Magee Grad 85ers are invited to a special tribute night on Saturday, march 8th at Malone's. Contact us here for more information.

A Special Thank You

Johnny & the Wallkers would like to thank Steve Zamis, who handled the sound, logistics and security at Malone's since the band has been playing there. Steve is leaving Malone's for a position in a different industry and Saturday was his last night.

The band will miss not only his cool expertise, but his enjoyable personality, and thanks him for his outstanding support over the past two years. Best of luck to you Stevie! You are a class guy.

Deadly Weekend at Bernie's

The band enjoyed a strong turnout at Malone's Saturday night for another energetic show, despite a few technical issues. Unfortunately no one took the bait and showed up as a "dead Bernie" to win a dvd of Weekend at Bernie's and free shooters.

The band learned later in the evening that three people put on a dead Bernie act at Malone's Kitsilano...the wrong Malone's. The act wasn't taken kindly and two of the Bernie's were literally "hit in the head...and hurt", with a billy club and tossed from the club. The third was put in the trunk of a car and driven to Steveston and dumped near the river dyke. None of these people received a dvd.

The band has subsequently learned that the person dumped in Steveston was actually not attempting to play the role of a dead Bernie, but was rather just extremely drunk and dragged into the club and abandoned by friends. The 69-year old was unfortunately unconcious and cold for nearly two hours before a group of thugs found him near the dyke and tied him to a partially submerged log boom. The "dead Bernie" awoke when he inadvertantly rolled his log and ended up partially in the icy waters of the Fraser River screaming for help and choking on muddy salt water for several hours. A tugboat operator heard the cries for help and rescued the trapped Bernie at about 5am Sunday morning. He was "badly shaken," and suffering from extreme hypothermia, exhaustion, physical abuse and mental anguish. "It appears that someone tried to kill him in a slow and torturous way," commented RCMP officials. The tragic events did not carry the humor the band had been expecting with respect to the Weekend at Bernie's movies, and band patrons are warned not to get so drunk that they could be mishandled in a similar and deadly manner as this. Furthermore, no dvds will be presented in such cases.

Weekend at Bernie's THIS Weekend

The band returns to Malone's on Saturday, January 19th. Special guest will be Anthony Mannino who played the Superintendent in the 1989 blockbuster smash movie Weekend at Bernie's.

Anyone showing up as a dead Bernie at the show will be treated as a special guest and receive a shooter and a special prize. So throw on a pair of sunglasses and let your friends drag you down to Malone's and proceed to get so smashed you pass out and play the part of Bernie Lomax while your friends prop you up on the dance floor and wave your arms for you.

February Malone's Show Canceled

The band regretfully must cancel it's February 9 show due to a personal matter with a band member. The band plays at Malone's January 19th and returns again on March 8, 2008.

Wrapping Up 2007 in Style

The band played to a great audience Saturday night at Malone's, the last show of a busy 2007. Following the UFC broadcast, the band launched into some heavy sets, despite a few technical difficulties, and delivered another classic JATW show. If you missed this one, you missed a great one!

Pictures to come soon...and send us yours!

December Snow

Thanks to ALL of you who braved the elements to come down and make this a fabulous night! A snowy blizzard outside while the band heated things up inside from 9 until after 1am, including some fiery new numbers in the set list. A special hello to the Pitt Meadows attendees who made the journey, as well as the special guest singers in the final 2 hour set. A rocking time! Pictures in gallery.

Let's Go....

The band returns to Malone's in downtown Vancouver on December 1st for it's first public show in over two months. The band reports great excitement about this special show and recognizes its significance to band supporters.

Special guest will be Craig Jacobs who was on the lighting team for the 1980s movie the Flamingo Kid II. That movie was a complete flop of course, and so was Jacobs. In fact the film's failure could be blamed on him. He was just terrible. Jacobs will host a special gin rummy tournament at the back tables during the first break.

The band will make up for this with a killer performance. It is suggested that you come early if you plan to attend as this may be a very popular show.

Happy Trails

The band completed it's private leg on the fall tour schedule Friday night for the Inglewood Pre-School Gala held at the Capilano Golf and Country Club. Thanks to all who attended this wonderful cause.
The band now returns to public shows until the new year, starting December 1st at Malone's.
Happy Birthday Deano!

The band played for a very special intimate group on Friday night for a surprise party for Dean and his family and friends at the RVYC. It was a special evening for the band too, as they rarely play such an intimate gig.
A Return to Highlands

It was a year ago that the band played Highlands as one of it's first shows in the formative band years. Last night the band returned and enjoyed another evening in one of it's favorite places, and even introduced a few brand new numbers. Thanks to Jackie and the organizers at Highlands.
Scary Stuff and a Zombie on Drums

Truly a killer show last night at Malone's in downtoan Vancouver at the 2007 Halloween Pub Crawl, and costumed patrons jammed the place. DJ A-Sharp rocked the hall after the band until late.

The show also marked the debut for the new costumed drummer, replacing the late Jim Wall (aka Ginger Spice) whom we all miss. The new drummer will be revealed soon.

Spooks Alive!

The band will play two sets at the Malone's Halloween party Saturday October 27th, staring ealry at 7:30 and ending at 10:15. DJ A-sharp will handle beats for the remainder of the evening, which is filled with costume contests and other scary activites in conjunction with a pub crawl tour. An early arrival is recommended.

Thank You PMSA

Thank you to the Pitt Meadows Soccer Association, Eleanor and all of the people that made the Soccer Dance last night just a gas for the band! One of our most memorable shows.

Picture web gallery to come soon!

Pitt Meadows Kicks off Winter Tour

The band prepares for it's winter 2007/08 Tour, including a number of private functions in November. First up is the Pitt Meadows Soccer Dance 2007, a mega event in the area at Heritage Hall on October 20.
The band expects to kick off this leg of the tour with a landmark show.

Please note that a web gallery with pictures from the event will be on this site following the show.

 

Malone's Review

An outstanding turnout last night at Malone's on a rainy Vancouver
night, and everyone rocked on until the wee hours like old times. It
was a show not to be missed, including some special guest singers on
You Shook Me and others including the Philly Shuffle. Thank you to all
of you who came out in the rain for some serious partying, which
included a "Foghorn" appearance. Pictures to come
.

Charles Napier the III was a complete flop, as expected, and run out into the rain before the second set, and thrown into a puddle.

Royalty at Malone's

The band is back at Malone's Saturday and ready to go.

Special guest will be none other than Charles Napier the III who played Lenny on the 1982 sitcom flop Lenny in the Box. This was a terrible failure of a show.

Napier the third could well be one of the worst guests the band has ever had, so come enjoy the fun and help run him out of the place. Bring your CB radios.

 

Ceili's Shows Cancelled

Regretfully, both shows at Ceili's this weekend have been cancelled due to a scheduling problem at Ceili's. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Please note that all previously scheduled fall Ceili's shows have been cancelled.

The band encourages all to instead come to shows at Malone's which has some very favorable consumer advantages.

Somebody Told Me...

Some new tunes highlighted another awesome show at Malone's last night, including a marathon two and a half hour set to finish at alomost 1:30am. The place was packed after the UFC Championship and the band took over and rocked the house down until their hands bled.

If you missed this one, you missed out big time. The band returns to Malone's on Saturday, September 8th.

Love, Exciting and New...?

The band returns to Malone's this weekend, featuring a tribute to one of the cheesiest, but most successful shows in television history, the Love Boat.

Said one fan in remembering the show, "If you were an obscure actor/actress in the late 1970's/early 1980's and your career was flopping, the Love Boat was the place for you to be and set sail, while on a quest for love.... or cheap sex...which was more likely. I must plead guilty in that I admit to enjoy watching these mostly over-the-hill entertainers ham it up, with the worst laugh track in the history of television."

In the spirit of this caliber of actor desperation, the band has invited a very special guest to Malone's this weekend.

Dick Martin, who played Deputy Captain Cunningham alongside Captain Stubing on countless episodes of the Love Boat (on which he was a complete flop) will lead a vigerous discussion about the use of CB radios in cruise ship romance.

Cunningham, a complete flop, will also delve into the backstage filth surrounding the shooting the Love Boat, including embarassing several of his co-stars, something Martin has been secretly planning for several years already, but instead has chosen to stew in mounting anger all of these years...until now when he is ready to boil over at all costs! Don't miss this special moment this Saturday night when Martin finally goes nuts and tells us who was really piloting the Love Boat!

Stormy Night on the North Shore

The band was received by a good turnout at the North Shore Winter Club Annual Summer Smash Party Saturday night, albeit under somewhat trying circumstances due to unexpected wet weather which commenced during the first set, forcing an early intermission. During that time the band and club officials scrambled to cover sound and lighting equipment, dance floor, and shore up possible electrical hazards. The second set commenced, but the show was halted immediately after due to pools of water onstage and submerged electrical cabling in addition to other extreme dangers.

The band then adjourned to the patio bar while taped music
entertained the indefatigable party goers who remained in strong
numbers. After midnight the rain subsided and the band rallied to play
one final and unprecedented set as a trio...potentially a collector's
item for bootleg fanatics...

Special Guest Tony White left in anger shortly after the first set after being thrown head over heels into the west swimming pool.

The band would especially like to recognize the guest from
Boulder, Colorado, whose high dive act into the outdoor pool in the rain, and repeated wardrobe malfunctions made the evening an even more memorable one.

Summer Slam

Following last week's crazy show at Malone's, the band heads back tot eh north shore for the first time in several months to play at the annual North Shore Winter Club Summer Slam tennis party on Saturday night.

Special Guest will be none other than Tony White, who played two seasons with the Washington Capitals from 1974 to 1976 before being sent to the minors as a complete flop. White had always expressed an interest in touring the North Shore Winter Club, but couldn't be bothered and instead opened a karate school in his hometown of Kitchener, Ontario.

White will smash 15 CB radios with a sledge hammer during the band's first break.

Doctor In the House!

The band returns to Malone's Saturday, July 28th, and it was one year ago that it played Malone's for the first time in during a summer heat wave. If meteorology repeats itself, at least there will be a doctor in the house.
Special guest will be Dr. Ian Gunn, from Dallas, Texas.

Dr. Gunn holds no less than five Ph.D degrees from the University of Texas in the following faculties:

  • Ph.D. Neurological Sciences and Surgery
  • Ph.D Economics of Western Taxation Policy
  • Ph.D. Contemporary North American Pop Archeology
  • Ph.D. Advanced Computer Science Engineering - Missiles
  • Ph.D. Petroleum Engineering Refinery Systems.

Gunn currently is a registered Neurosurgeon at Dallas Memorial Hospital, Chairman of the Dallas Museum of Archeology, Consultant to the Internal Revenue Service Consumer Tax Division, CMO of Datawave, a leading Dallas software company, and Vice-President of Exploration for BP Texas Oil & Gas Division.
He has also recently opened a Karate School in Dallas, TX.


Topics Gunn will discuss include:

  • the recent discovery of several CB Radios found in the basement of Malone's, presumed to be pre-1980's era

  • his role in the recent remake of the British comedy Doctor In the House in which Gunn played a deviant young skirt-chasing intern. The show was of course a COMPLETE flop

  • the social phenomenon of Male - Female Games, Trickery and Misrepresentation

  • Gynecology and Buggery for dummies

  • His new book "Get in the Game with Gunn!"

  • Skateboards as an alternative form of transportation

A special auction will be held for a "personally signed" picture of Dr. Gunn after the second set. Regretfully, Gunn will not be able to sign any autographs at the show as his time is very limited to partying.

That Could Be The Last Time

Jim Wall was a resident of Port Moody for 7 years until 2006 when he moved to Burnaby. On the weekend, he returned with his band to the Tri-Cities area.

Canadians Baseball Show Cancelled

The band regretful advises that it has had to cancel its appearance at Nat Bailey Stadium on fireworks night, July 17th.
Sorry for any inconvenience.

A Flopping Rendition

In tribute to the evening's special guest, the band performed a
faithful rendition of the "Welcome Back Kotter Theme" as originally
performed by John Sebastian in 1976. Much to the band's surprise and
dismay, and in a turn of poetic justice, the tune was a COMPLETE FLOP
and was cancelled after only two verses. The band are currently
re-evaluating their plans to perform a series of "All TV Theme Songs"
shows in the fall.

Welcome Back Kotter Redux at Malone's

"Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they've turned around..."

The band returns to Malone's in downtown Vancouver on June 30th for a long weekend party... and welcomes back another Kotter flop... Stephen Shortridge who played the boring Beau De Labarre on the original Welcome Back Kotter and Kotter Redux.

Kotter Redux was once described by Ernie Shapereau as having the personality and flair of broken 2H pencil. The show lasted a miserable two and a half episodes ... making history as the only TV sitcom to be cancelled in progress, half way through an episode, when ABC decided they had had enough midway through episode #3 and pulled the plug in favor of a ginsu knife commercial.

We encourage you to come down and enjoy the show Saturday, June 30th!

Malone's - Saturday June 16th Review

The band returned to Malone's June 16th after 7 weeks off and rocked the house again with a new setlist and a new leaner, meaner look. The audience had a revisited look too as the Fabio girls were at Malone's again, only outdone by the Wallkers' Mom and Dad who attended the show!

The band is back at Malone's in two weeks on June 30th.

Welcome Back

After seven weeks away, the band looks forward to what it essentially considers home, Malone's in Downtown Vancouver on Saturday June 16th.

Special guest is none other than Rob Harcum who played "the boring" Murray on Welcome Back Kotter in the 1970's, as well as the "ill-advised" Kotter Redux in the mid-1990's
...and which was a complete flop...as usual.
Parcticularly since Harcum tried the role of Kotter himself for some unfortunate reason which propelled him onto a toboggan ride downhill into the gutter on a flaming bender of no return.

The CB radio discussions have been shelved due to lack of interest.
-Thanks a lot. Great enthusiasm.

Harcum will instead host a "Kotter-style a la carte" craps game in the alleyway behind Malone's from 10 to 10:25 sharp. Free lessons will be provided if necessary.

Band to Play at Nat Bailey Stadium

The band will play at Nat Bailey Stadium on Tuesday, July 17th between the Vancouver Canadians/ Spokane Chiefs game and the post game fireworks, for approximately 20 minutes onboard of a flatbed trailer onfield. Fans are encouraged to come out and enjoy the newly renovated stadium and brand new look to the Canadians under new ownership. A great summer event for you and your family!
Bye to Surrey... for Now

The band wrapped up at Amber Jack's on Saturday night with a killer show to a good crowd after the WBC Welterweight Championship fight on PPV. The band played the incredulous bar Friday night as well.
Due to a busy fall schedule the band will not be back to Surrey for a while, but plans are underway for a return down the road or in the new year.
More Fall 2007 Spice Tour Dates Announced

The band has announced more dates for the fall of 2007.
Chck the Shows section for details, including more dates at Malone's and Ceili's.

Rampart! Emergency at Amber Jack's Surrey!

The band returns to Amber Jack's Taphouse & Bar in Surrey on Friday and Saturday, June 8th & 9th.

Special Guest is none other than Kevin Tighe from the 1970's TV show Emergency! in which he played paramedic Roy Desoto. He also starred as Roy again on Emergency 1992!...which was a complete flop. A complete mess.

Tighe will discuss the use of CB radios in the Rampart Medical Centre.

Amber Jack's possesses a number of strong amanities including drink specials, a large dance floor, no cover charge and free parking, plent of sports TV screens, pool tables, comfortable seating and booths, a great menu, and a large stage for a great show.
Why not give it a try?

 

Manning the PMD

The band entertained the Canadian Power and Sail Squadron's Annual PMD Change of Watch meetings on Friday and Saturday night at the Metrotown Hilton in Burnaby.

Trip to Tri-Cities Confirmed

After many promises over the past year, the band has finally secured a weekend in July for it's first ever trip to the Tri-Cities area. The band will play three consecutive nights at the Village Inn Pub in Burnaby/ Coquitlam from Thursday to Saturday, on July 12th, 13th and 14th.

The band had received pressure from supporters in the area for a local appearance, especially since drummer Jim Wall resided in Port Moody for over six years until recently moving to Burnaby, and still maintains contact with many friends in the area.

Band Regroups to Pull off Two Great Ceili's Shows

Johnny & the Wallkers regrouped from some technical difficulties early in the first set Friday night, to deliver a strong performance, and again the next night at Ceili's this past weekend. The place was packed as usual, and the band is negotiating for a return engagement in August.

Come and Knock on Our Door at Ceili's!

Johnny & the Wallkers keep it rolling this weekend at Ceili's in downtown Vancouver, on Friday and Saturday night. This is the second trip to Ceili's for the band, who had a great turnout and reception in March.

Special guest this weekend on both nights will be none other than Paul Ainsley, who played the sympathetic bartender for Jack Tripper at the Regal Beagle on the TV sitcom Three's Company in the 1980's, and who was a complete flop on the New Three's Company in the 1990's.
Paul will be discussing the use of CB radios in bar security. If you are bringing your CB radio down to the show with you, please come early.

New Songs Add Spice to Setlist

The band continued the tour Saturday night at Malone's, introducing some new set list additions...as well as some first time numbers upon request. Don't Stop and Drive My Car were big hits, as was drive rocker Satirday Night's Alright for Fighting. The band fulfilled some special requests during the evening of variety and surprises.
Two weeks ago the band introduced other new songs including It's Only Rock and Roll and Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

The band continues to add new songs to each show, attempting to keep each show fresh with a full arsenal of cover songs to offer.

"Flopping on the air in Cinncinnati"

The band kicked things off at Malone's Downtown earlier this month. Now they'll return to Malone's on Saturday, April 28th to rock you again.

Special guest will be none other than Frank Bonner, who played Herb Tarlek on "WKRP in Cincinnati" in the late 70's, as well as "the New WKRP in Cincinnati" in the early 90's... which was a complete FLOP.

**Bonner went downhill on a greased toboggan on fire after falling through that trap door of a show.

Frank will discuss the city of Cincinnati, it's housing market slump and the upcoming Bengal's season.
He will also be available to discuss the use of CB 2-way radios in police work. Interested groups or ham clubs are encouraged to again bring their own CB radios to the show.
Book em' Danno!...at Malone's

The band kick's things off this Saturday at Malone's with some nice new surprises in store for you. Some new songs, new toys?

Special guest is none other than Kam Fong, who played Detective Chin Ho Kelly on the original Hawaii Five 0 series on 1975. Fong will be available to discuss his homeland, Hawaii, as well as the use of CB 2-way radios in police work. Those interested are encouraged to bring their own CB radios to Malone's Saturday.
Spring Spice Tour Announced
The Spring tour has been announced, and includes a full lineup of shows over the next three months, including Malone's in April and June, Ceili's in May, and Amber Jack's in June.
Check out the schedule here
Spring Tour Schedule
The band will be announcing new dates soon, including Malone's and Ceili's downtown, Amber Jack's in Surrey, and some new venues.
Wrapping Things Up at Ceili's
The band wrapped up the winter leg of the 2007 Spice Tour with two awesome shows at Ceili's Irish Pub on Friday and Saturday nights to the jam packed bar in downtown Vancouver, and a wild and crazy audience. This was the band's first ever trip to Ceili's. Johnny & the Wallkers will now take a few weeks off before reloading for the spring/ summer show schedule.
Hollywood
The Hollywood Gala at Ridgeview Elementary in West Vancouver was perhaps the bands most exciting show in some time on Saturday night. From the opening chords of Brown Sugar, the place was bopping and rocking al night long into the wee hours. Celebrities in attendance: Hugh Heffner and a Playboy Bunny, Oprah and Steadman, Posh and Beckam, Sean Connery, Lindsay Lohan, Leah Remini, Charleton Heston and others. Congratulations to all the auction prize winners.
Malone's Reviewed
Malone's is still under renovation, but the centre walls have been knocked out, making this a big room now. The band rocked the joint Saturday with a solid full show, and welcomed new groupies to the scene. They will be back at Malone's in April.
Return to Eden
The band returned to North Vancouver Saturday night, playing at the Carrisbrooke School Fundraiser. The band rolled out some new material and band members sported a new "glamour 80's look" for the function. The band will be back home to play another north shore private function on March 3rd at Ridgeview School.
Amber Jack's Gaining Steam
The band returned to Amber Jack's over Superbowl weekend and put on two solid shows to a good response both nights. Arrangements are in discussion for a return to the Surrey bar, which seems to be increasingly exited about the band, as are the patrons.
Return to Stage
The band returned to the stage Saturday the 27th at Malone's, after several weeks off. The show kick starts a series of shows over the next several months. A good crowd was on had and saw the band introduce some new numbers, as well as some classics. Fun was had by all.
Band to Play Malone's Regularly
The band has agreed to play the newly renovated Malone's in downtown Vancouver on the last Saturday of each month as a house band, starting on January 27th. The next show after at Malone's, will be on Febnruary 24th
Ceili's Shows on January 19th and 20th Cancelled
Unfortunately the two shows on Friday and Saturday, January 19th & 20th have been cancelled. Ceii's is being renovated and will not be ready by those dates. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Malone's Downtown Newly Renovated
The band will play the newly renovated Malone's in downtown Vancouver on Saturday, January 27th. The room has been expanded to double the size and the band is ready to rock this house big time!
Band to Play Ceili's in Vancouver
The band has been booked to play the new Ceili's Irish Pub in the location of the old Skybar in downtown Vancouver on Friday and Saturday, January 19th & 20th

Band to Sign Deal with Team 1040
The band is completing a deal with Team 1040 to play at all Team 1040 - BC Lions tailgate parties before each Lions home game in 2007. More details will be posted soon.

Band weathers storm to Langley for Ice House Show
The band weathered a severe storm out to Langley, but completed a quiet show at the Ice House on Saturday, November 25th, trying out some new material. Thanks to Jodi and hr staff at the Ice House bar and the band looks forward to returning in 2007.

Team 1040 Pre-Game Party a gas gas gas!
The band kicked some major ass at the BC Lions tailgate party before the Western Final on Sunday at the Azure's Bar and Lounge in Plaza of Nations. The place was packed with boisterous Lions fans and everyone had a great time, despite long long lineups and waits for beverages and food.

The Team 1040 guys were just great though.
The Lions then went out and kicked some SK ass and are headed to the Grey Cup. Go win the big one boys!!!

A BIG THANKS TO TEAM 1040 FOR HAVING US OUT!!!
Paul Carson and Graham Wall especially, Thank you.
You guys were great!

Band Returns to Amber Jack's in February, Not January.
The band will play Friday and Saturday night, February 2 & 3, 2007 at Amber Jack's in Surrey. The band was originally going to play in January, but those dates were re-scheduled.
Amber Jack's Bar
is in the Days Inn Hotel on King George Highway, and this is the second time around for the band. Hope to see you there!

Band to Play BC Lions Pre-Game Party by Team 1040 Radio
The band will play the pre-game tailgate party at Azure Lounge and Grill in Plaza of Nations, across the street from BC Place Stadium before the CFL Western Final hosted by the Lions. Admission is free, and we hope to see you out!

Archery Great added to Langley Show lineup
The band is delighted to announce that Earl McGregor will join them as a special guest at the November 4th show at the Ice House in Langley. The 87 year-old McGregor, a Canadian Hall of Fame Archer, is world re-known in the sport of archery, with many championships to his credit. He will perform various death-defying archery tricks and dangerous stunts between sets, right in the pub, including his famous "backhanded bow and arrow double-shot while downing a whiskey." McGregor had been recovering in the hospital earlier this year after an archery-related accident.
Band to return to Ice House Pub in Langely
The band has booked two dates in November at the Ice House Pub in Langley. The band will perform on Saturday, November 4th, and again on Saturday, November 25th. Everyone is welcome!
Firefighter's Ball Show pending
The band is currently negotiating a pending show at the Firefighter's Ball in Vancouver for December 2nd.
Return to Malone's in downtown Vancouver
The band will play again on Saturday, January 27, 2007 at Malone's Bar & Grill in downtown Vancouver. This was an awesome show last time there, so don't miss it.
2007 show dates added
The band has booked more shows in early 2007, including fundraisers at Carrisbrooke and Ridgeview Elementary Schools in North Vancouver. These are strictly private functions.
Port Moody Show Postponed
The band regretfully must potpone the October 15th showcase at the Point in Port Moody. A rescheduled date will be set soon.
North Vancouver show added
The band will play a private party at Highlands School on October 28th. This is strictly a private function.
Lynwood Pub
The band played a showcase at the infamous Lynnwood Pub on Tuesday, September 12th. A solid set by JATW before all hell broke loose in and outside the bar/ hotel of this rough neighborhood.
Showcase planned for the Point in Port Moody
The band will play a short showcase on October 15th at the Point in Port Moody...just after Jim has moved out of Port Moody!
Band kicks some Surrey butt
The band played two awesome shows on Friday and Saturday night. Pictures and slideshow are forthcoming, as well as some more video. A new following in Surrey has seeded and for those of you who came out...many thanks!

Special Performance Tuesday, September 5th at Amber Jack's
The band will play a short 50 minute showcase set at 9:00pm at Amber Jack's in Surrey, as a preview to the weekend's engagement there.
This is part of the Tuesday night open jam hosted by Worms Hate Rain and admission is free and open to everyone.

Ugly scene at the conclusion of Kerrisdale show on Saturday
Following a dynamite performance on the streets of Kerrisdale, the band was involved in a severe public dispute with an over-officious, predatory meter-maid idiot after three members received tickets. Sever words were exchanged over the course of 20 minutes while the band was packing up, and fans mingling after the show booed and jeered the jerk back into his parking enforcement vehicle. The loser did not ruin the affair overall, as the band played awesome under the clock, in the Kerrisdale heat, and had a good turnout.

Show Change
The Eldorado Show on Tuesday, September 5th has been changed to the Lynwood Pub on Tuesday, September 12th at 8:00 PM. This will be a one hour showcase set, so get there early.
Jim Fowler of Wild Kingdom will join the band as a special guest on September 8th at Amber Jack's in Surrey. Fowler has appeared on numerous TV shows with wild animals for over 45 years, including hosting Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
The band will be playing a free public show on Saturday, September 2nd from 1pm to 4pm in Kerrisdale. Part of the Rock Under the Clock series, the band will play a sidewalk show at 41st Ave and Yew St.
Bring the kids and a shop-happy, coffee-drinking wife out!
The Band just completed its Demo Recording for promotional purposes. Soundbite samples can be heard here in the Songs Section.
The Band is negotiating upcoming fall gigs at three more premiere locations. Although names cannot be announced, the locations are in North Vancouver, Kitsilano and Port Moody.
The band has been engaged to play Amber Jack's (formerly the Smokehouse) at the Surrey Inn in Surrey, on September 8th and 9th( Friday and Saturday nights).
The band will play a 60 minute showcase at Mulhurn's Bar in the Eldorado Hotel in Vancouver on September 5, 2006. The band expects this to lead to a weekend engagement there in the fall.
John and Jim just finished at Sookestock on Vancouver Island on August 12th, which was a great show, full of high voltage!

The band kicked some ass at Malone's Bar and Grill in Vancouver on Saturday, July 22nd.
Thank you also to all the Nick Michaels of Friday Night Videos for your support. You guys were all great.
Fabio Girls, you two were great. You've set a precedent!
Dave, thanks for your great sound assistance!
Carolyn for your photography and video work!
All the spouses for their support!
And of course all of you fans, whom we love!

The band has just been engaged to play Amber Jack's (formerly the Smokehouse) at the Surrey Inn in Surrey, on September 8th and 9th (Friday and Saturday nights).
The band kicked some butt at Amber Jack's (formerly the Smokeho